Page 1: You have just found yourself a great pair of pants
and for a bargain to boot. You go to put them in your cart when you look down
and see baby products, instead of your belongings. If you choose to leave the
cart where you found it go to page 4. If you decided to abandon the cart right
where it is go to page 5.
Page 5: As you walk away from the cart you pass a frantic
woman with a baby strapped to her chest. It’s highly likely that the cart
belongs to her, since you are both in the nearly empty Women’s department. If
you approach the woman and ask her if she was looking for her cart, go to page
6. If you pass the woman and don’t say anything go to page 7. If you panic and
decided to leave the department altogether and come back for it after you do a
loop in the shoe section, so she won’t notice what happened could have been caused
by you, go to page 8.
Page 8: You do a quick search for any cute shoes and none
present themselves. As you go back to your cart you feel relieved that is it
there and that the woman has seemed to have left. If you proceed to check out
go to page 9. If you do another loop around the jewelry section go to page 10.
Page 10: With a new set of earrings to add to your
collection you wait in line. If you are feeling guilty go to page 11. If you
are feeling guilty and paranoid that the woman may come back to yell at you go
to page 12. If you are paranoid, guilty and about to pay $150 at Target, go to
page 13.
Page 13: You are ridiculous.
Humor is tough, but this got a smile, wry & mordant variety. And it certainly taps the theme of the week effectively.
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